Blair -
yes I did - not just for your overactive imagination but also for Bert and Al and Halfy - all of whom have dastardly minds and demand nothing less then the slightly slutty references.

And I hate customers who change their minds or don't show up. It cocks up the diary no end doesn't it? we have the same problem at work - people make a booking then change their minds and we have to switch at last minute or simply don't show up and we're left reserving a table for people who don't show while we turn away money at the door!
/rant over
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:10, Reply)