Hopefully a vaugely intertesting story
Phil, one of the two sales people based in my office just finished a very long and dificult phone call, hung up and announced to the office "I need a fucking drink!"

I reached into my bottom drawer and pulled out a bottle of white wine and a hip flask of Jim Beam, my boss came out of his office waving a bottle of Jack Daniel's, the other sales person produced a bottle of gin and the European Vice President had a litre of vodka stashed in his desk.

Cue Phil looking slightly dumbfounded "I guess I'm the only one without a booze stash then!"
(bill, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:41, Reply)