Welcome all to off-topic or as we like to call it.......
The Bert and Al show.
( girlinthehole, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:51, 16 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You and me both.
I've been farting my way to fitness at the gym.
( girlinthehole, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:01, Reply)

*laughs*
Me too : )
( girlinthehole, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:04, Reply)

Gym parpage
It's worse when you wear an Ipod - you can't hear yourself.

I'm noisy on a running machine anyway, thanks to my large, flat feet.

*slap-slap-slap-slap-slap-etc*


However the other week it was

*slap-slap-slap-parp-slap-slap-slap*

*blushes*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:10, Reply)

Is this where I will have to take my solace from?
Am I now going to be a permanent off topic-er?
What's a girl to do?
It's like my favorite bar is closing...only I don't go home with random strangers from /talk
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:11, Reply)

All are welcome here.
I suspect there will be some adjustment while we all shuffle about till we feel comfortable.
( girlinthehole, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:14, Reply)

*passes round hipflask*
*swigs*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:16, Reply)

I dunno.
Maybe he's downsizing because of the credit crunch.
( girlinthehole, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:21, Reply)

I think this happened last year.
Maybe I'm wrong.
SOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo
what's the big weekend plans?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:24, Reply)

I plan on sitting quietly in a darkened room
If I'm too noisy you'll wake up.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:25, Reply)

I plan on getting squiffy tonight and watching the last Batman film.
Saturday will be spent wondering why I got squiffy on my own at home like the sad cunt I am and Sunday will be the gym and visiting family.
( girlinthehole, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:31, Reply)

I'm going to chase my g/f around the house...
...while playing the Benny Hill theme tune on my Ipod.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:33, Reply)

I'm going to the strip club tonight to see BOOBIES and rotten beef curtains.
I don't think I'll be drinking, though.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:33, Reply)

@PJM
I can sooooo visualize this. *laughs*
( girlinthehole, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:34, Reply)

@BGB
So can I...

*sproings*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:35, Reply)

@Al
I want to see the video.
( girlinthehole, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:44, Reply)

I want to see you all naked

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:47, Reply)