I went to the doctor today
and got to see my (very alive) baby - it has only existed for 11 weeks so far, yet the little bastard* was spinning about, jumping up and down, waving its arms and legs around like an epileptic in a minefield. Most bizarre.
Anyone else had a good day?

*it will actually be a bastard when born, so I feel fully justified in calling it this. my mother is horrified.
( ascorbate, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:58, 7 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Bloody hell!
I thought you wrote, 'it only existed for 11 weeks'. I was about to cry.
( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:05, Reply)

sorry!
I wasn't sure quite how to word it - obviously I chose wrong :-)
( ascorbate, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:35, Reply)

And here I thought I was probably the only one to mis-read it that way.
My day has been full of frustrations and lunacy. In other words, business as usual.

But at home I have beer, so it's not that bad...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:40, Reply)

ok
I edited it.

enjoy your beer mr loon, and bgb, hope your chest pains piss off - I think most of the time, if it isn't a heart attack, relaxation is the best cure. hot bath, glass of wine, good book maybe?
( ascorbate, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:47, Reply)

Thanks Vitc.
I think pain might have been too strong a word, more like discomfort. I was just hamming it up for fun : )

I think you're going to have a handful when it's born.
( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:50, Reply)

congratulations

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:55, Reply)

I feel bad
that I always thought you were a dude Vit :(

Once that baby starts kicking you are calling to be calling it far worse names than Bastard*

*Not from personal experience but an old colleague once called hers the bastard fucking offspring of Beckham and Manolo. I then had weird and creepy dreams about babys wearing stilettos for months *cries*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:02, Reply)