Badgers are cool, they're hard as fuck!
I got attacked by one once when I was walking home pissed up, it was pretty dark and it was in a hedge so I didn't see it. I think it'd been run over or something, it was already covered in blood and feebly (although still quite strongly) sank its teeth and claws into the bottom of my jeans and my leg.

Fortunately I had a knife on me so I was able to put it out of its misery. Quite sad though, I like badgers.

I ran one over once as well (different badger to this one!), looked in the rear view mirror and saw it ambling off to the side of the road looking pretty unconcerned. You should've seen the dent it put in the front sub frame!
(username1, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:41, Reply)