The most shameful thing I've done with my penis
I'm not going to post no1 most shameful thing I've done with my penis. Firstly no one will believe me and secondly it makes group sex with midgets look like acceptable behaviour in comparison. Is anyone else holding back just a little?
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:03, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yep
Shitloads.

There was one night involving a bottle of gin, a phonecall from an ex, a razorblade, and my cock... That will go with me to the grave...
( SpankyHanky, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:26, Reply)

Yeah....
for reasons twofold:

1 - no one will believe me as it could be perceived as boasting

2 - it was actually quite pleasant

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:38, Reply)

haha..
The hard part has been finding that someone special to be shameful with again...
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:59, Reply)

I'm proud
of EVERYTHING I've ever done with my penis.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Yup, definitely.
No one would believe me, and some who were involved read this site.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:34, Reply)

I'm proud
but I'd say my parents wouldn't be.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:13, Reply)