So today is moving day for me
Woo yea for my new house.

However, the more I pack, the more stuff I find to pack. We have accumulated an unholy amount of junk. As I look around all I can think is holy, and indeed, fucking shit.

The movers will be here in 3 hours. Wish me luck!
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 11:09, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Make the movers do it
Sooorted!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Look at everything
and ask yourself, have I used this in the last year.

If the answer is no, burn it.

There is no need for sentimentality. It's all dust eventually
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 11:49, Reply)

That's deep, al
Very deep.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 11:55, Reply)

So is TGBs clunge

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Tisn't.
She's got a collapsed uterus after she gave birth to a hairy, guatemalan, hippo-baby
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:03, Reply)

*ghetto woman head bob*
Mmm-hmmm! You go girl!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:03, Reply)

What would you know about anything Bert
You learnt everything you know by paying University Lecturers to shit on your eye sockets whilst reading aloud from text books.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:05, Reply)

So Al,
are you saying I should throw everything away except my vibrator and computer?
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:08, Reply)

I would have thought
that you have probably worn some clothes and slept in a bed in the last year.

But, if you spend all your time frigging at your desk, then yeah, go for it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:11, Reply)

Crap
I forgot to pack the desk. And chair.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Al
That's the only way to get an education these days!

Otherwise I'd have ended up like everybody else, stacking shelves at the local supermarket while wearing piss-soaked nylon trousers and muttering about having a sociology degree.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:20, Reply)

Hey!
I have a sociology degree!* I take offense to that remark Bert.


*may not be true
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:43, Reply)

You're far too intelligent to have a measly sociology degree.
Only my retarded, walrus-like friends could be that pathetic.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:48, Reply)

Awwww...that was sweet Bert.
And you're right, I don't have a sociology degree.

I studied art and psychology. Specifically forensic psychology with a bit of marriage and family psych thrown in. Doesn't have a damn thing with what I do for a living though.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 13:46, Reply)

Are you the person who feeds Endoscopes
up people's bottys down at the clinic?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 13:49, Reply)