I wish I was my neighbor.
She lives upstairs and is currently getting laid as I type this. I know this, as all I can hear is *thud thud*...yes, oooooooh yes...*thud thud*.......*make me come....oh yes, yes baby....ohhhh ohhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*.

Wait....yeah, he's about to come too. He just yelled that out.
Ah well, I'm off to bed. Gotta be up in 5 1/2hours for a 7am breakfast meeting.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 6:58, 7 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

At least someone's getting some
although it's never fun to be graphically informed of that fact.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 7:52, Reply)

Get your own back
Sunday morning morning, 6:30, surely it will be worth setting the alarm for? Eh? Eh?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:14, Reply)

why shout it out though?
I mean, your interlocutor is just there - whisper it softly. There is simply no need to share your carnal pleasure with non-participators.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:37, Reply)

Join in next time

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Get a set of drums
Then next time beat a rhythm in time with them. Then slow it right down, throwing in the odd off-rhythm hit. They'll soon stop.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:11, Reply)

A far-fetched solution
But I like it.

www.xkcd.com/316/

How loud do you think you can be?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:22, Reply)

I suggest
that the next time they're at it ask them very loudly if they could raise their voices as you are having a wank and can't quite make out what they're saying.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:45, Reply)