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1a) TICKET TROUBLE - Don't use trains.

1b) PEOPLE ON TRAINS - Don't use trains.

2) HOUSEMATE - Move out, live by yourself or learn to be more tolerant. I expect you do things to piss him off too.

3) THE EX - Good call. Avoid at all costs, she sounds like a nightmare.

4) OOMPAH LOOMPAHS - At least it's a good tune. I get this whenever I walk past a certain woman in my office, if you were less than 5' tall, why would you fake-tan until you were orange?!

5) GYM - Gyms are inherantly silly places anyway, designed for the vain and unimaginative. EVERY single thing in a gym is a machine designed to replicate something in the real world. Get a bike, go for a run round your local park, join a rowing club - lift things up and down. All the fitness without the annoying twats or the monthly fees.

6) PUB DRUNK - You have been this person yourself at some point. We all have. Granted, this guy sounds like he may have had a little more practice than most but if she was getting pissed off, you could have suggested to move on somewhere else and 'rescued' her from the scary drunk man. You could even have played the 'Let get outta here - my place or yours' line.

Still, chin MAN up! ;)

(I've just read back over this and realise how negative it sounds. I'm obviously in a pretty faecetious(sp?) mood myself. No harm intended, was just a light-hearted semi rant reply!)
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:51, Reply)