Oh god...
www.straightdope.com/columns/read/57/what-can-i-do-to-get-someone-to-fall-out-of-love

This is right up your alley, b3ta. Just make sure that you've eaten before you read it, and are not drinking anything that will hurt if it shoots out of your nose.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 15:07, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I actually have said that to someone once.
I love you and I want to have your baby.


Doesn't work when the person in question knows you're a sarcastic bitch.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 15:27, Reply)

You didn't include
the menstruous rag. Putting that before his face while telling him that you wanted his babies would have done the trick.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 15:29, Reply)

Menstrous Napkin
My favourite band. Love 'em.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 15:45, Reply)