Passive-aggressive telling off
From the newsletter:

New question: Nativity Plays
And if you have nothing to say on the subject
then please use /offtopic rather than posting
on the main thread. Cheers."

I hope you all feel suitably cunted in the fuck. Discuss.
( chart cat has an itch, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:40, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Haha!
That's what you get, you miserable fucks.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:45, Reply)

Red rag to a bull
I may stir myself out of my terminal torpor just to annoy them.

Look out for the return of the Bean Countin' Man perhaps.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:48, Reply)

Yeah
I was kinda proud of that. At least it means he's noticed.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:14, Reply)

But we do have something to say
We want to say it's a shit question.
(The Light in Chain not really, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:51, Reply)

I'm very pissed off about everything...
...for starters I'm still at work.

Secondly, all the decent QOTW suggestions get passed over for a load of old wank. It used to be one wanky one out of three, now we're getting shit questions every week. Che doesn't post, chickenlady doesn't post, I really can't be arsed...

Thank fuck for Spanky and Pooflake taking the proverbial.

What's the point in having a suggestions page if it's just going to be ignored?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:15, Reply)

^
This.

Although frankly I'm amazed my string suggestion didn't get picked.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:31, Reply)

I'm boring myself
by agreeing with PJM, boring myself because I'm running out of ways to say "QOTW is now shit".

And without thinking *everything* is a conspiracy, I find it hard to believe that such a shit subject as this week's wasn't chosen on purpose. I'm almost waiting for a "kids say the funniest things" for next week's to prove my point.

There again, why deliberately fuck it up ? Is it because there is the perception that it's become /lies ? Or because the puns QOTW didn't work - in that there are still lots of tales that revolve around the punchline, rather than being true stories ? Surely if that was the case, the main offenders could be warned or restricted to one post per week ?

Whatever, the powers that be can obviously see that they are pissing people off - hence the message in the newsletter - and also obviously don't give a shit. So regardless, this is a lose situation.

Meh.
( I_Was_Mordred, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:59, Reply)