I feel like a killer
I've just nuked a teddy in the microwave. It is one of those lavender and grain ones so you are supposed to. Given that, why is it I still feel like a murderer when I'm watching the poor little sod go round and round?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 23:41, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You could attach
tiny little squares of tinfoil to his eyeballs so that he flashes and sparks like an angry terminator.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 23:54, Reply)

because
you secretly enjoy watching him go around and around? those pleading eyes begging you to open the door? The power you hold over him?

Fuck I wouldn't know.
Murderer.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 0:57, Reply)

because you invest inanimate objects with a perceived personality
reflecting your own inability to emerge from childhood?
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:25, Reply)