This HAS to be a b3tan.
"Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. TWICE. FML"

Okay, which one of you posted that to FML? 'Fess up...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:15, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Christ that's awful
I'm struggling to even comprehend how awful.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:50, Reply)

*weeps*
That really is sad.
Besides that, the poor person involved was trying to do what he / she thought was best, but he / she came off as a royal cunt in the end too.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:43, Reply)

It has to be fake.
I mean, no way. Running over an animal a second time to put it down? I don't know anyone who would think to do that.

Besides, it's just to horrid to contemplate as true...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:50, Reply)

I've done it.
And so has my fella.

Without wishing to get into a debate about it (I've been vegetarian all of my life and heard every argument for and against...), I make no claims of right or wrong, I just made a decision I hoped was the best in the circumstances.
A car in front of me ran over a rabbit. It thrashed about and looked as though it wasn't going to make a recovery. I had a split second to decide what to do, and I chose to run it over. It was the first time I have ever deliberately killed any creature. The thump as I did so still sickens me now, but I'd be able to bear even less the knowledge that it died a lingering painful death if I hadn't done it.

And on one journey with my fella we saw two two separate rabbits by the side of the road which had been struck and were still alive and twitching. He drove back and forth over them to make sure they were totally dead. Not pleasant. But it was genuine compassion.

We didn't do the kitten though.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 23:10, Reply)

reminds me if that viral pic
"everytime you masturbate God kills a kitten"

*faps*

That one was safe
(knackerz is skinning up, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:31, Reply)