Anybody here keep rats?
Only here's some instructions on how to turn a dearly departed pet into an LED Throwie Rat.

Looks like fun!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:05, 6 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Read the comments
A lot of people seem to have taken it seriously. It's a hoot!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:05, Reply)

I may need to do this.
You can get frozen dead rats from a pet store. Dismembering one wouldn't be that bad.

I know someone whose car would need one of these affixed to it. Someone who declared that her house is a "violence free zone", meaning that no meat or alcohol may be consumed there.

A rat throwie would be about perfect.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:15, Reply)

I love the way
that while technically a spoof designed to attract outrage, it's still perfectly do-able.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:17, Reply)

I might go one better
and use a realistic looking stuffed animal.

I suspect I'm about to get in a lot of trouble.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:26, Reply)

You sick cunt
down with this sort of thing etc...

That the reaction you were hoping for?

Come back when you've perfected the bonsai kitten
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:32, Reply)

You may have just given me a new hobby, Becky.
I bet I could get a stuffed kitten, line it with plastic and fill it with expanding urethane foam inside a bottle.

Stay tuned. PETA may start picketing me. (Which would be especially hilarious if I started out with cloth animals!)
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 21:51, Reply)