Be careful over there, all you loud fuckers.
www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/3056891-oh-oh-oh-not-again-woman-is-given-asbo-against-noisy-sex

You have been warned.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:07, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I am as quiet as a mouse.
What has no voice.
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:08, Reply)

I got an ASBO for my excessively loud wanking - Apparently it offended some kids outside my house
Granted the window was ajar, curtains open and I was stood there thrashing one out whilst maintaining unnerving eye contact with them ....... But FFS! Is an Englishman's home no longer his castle?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:26, Reply)

@spunky:
LOL
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:43, Reply)