Did you know
Neil Armstrong wasn't actually the first man on the moon as he wasn't actually a man. A team of scientists working deep in the heart of the Amazon rainforest developed a strange fungus that grew into a perfect man shape. Nasa sensing that a fungus probably wouldn't want paying took advantage of this free labour and sent it to the moon.

There are now thousands of mini Neil Armstrongs running about on the moon as a result of the fungus sporing quite heavily whilst it was there.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:19, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I wish
That the 'I Like This' button did something.

This is genius.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:20, Reply)

The moon is cheese
Now with all that fungus it is - blue cheese.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Did you know
The saying "Once in a blue moon" originally refered to the mini Neils spore season and as such was seen as a time of great fertility and resulted in many couples going at it like mad. Ironically modern usage has resulted in once in a blue moon being used to describe people who get sex very rarely.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:39, Reply)

Did you know?
[not worth its own thread]

That if you delete messages from the inbox of your gaz they don't actually get deleted but merely placed in the delete folder and can be recovered at a later date. I only realised this yesterday. Finally my inbox takes less than 2 days to render and load!

Yayness (especially for the little fungus like Neil Armstrongs :)
( djtrialprice, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:46, Reply)

You watched Primeval too then?
I must admit I watched this week's to see St Pancras as much as anything.

/train geek
( Maladicta, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:53, Reply)