Did you know...
...that as a young man David Cameron underwent cosmetic surgery to enhance his smugness?

..."John Prescott" literally means "Fat, sweaty useless cunt" when translated into Aramaic?

...Victoria Beckham once sought medical advice because of her excessive foul-smelling flatulence?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:07, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I don't like all of this
'Did you know...' business.

It's far too tempting to post something along the lines of
'Did you know that Kaol touches kids and TGB eats the pubic hair of old men. She doesn't sleep with them though, she hangs around old people's homes and clears the hair out of the shower drains.'
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:11, Reply)

Sounds like it's teaching you a valuable lesson then, Gra'opper
;-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:17, Reply)

How so?
I guess I didn't put it in as a new thread, so there has been some progress.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:19, Reply)

Do you mean
his copious charity work inspires their hearts and minds, forcing them on to greater and more challenging things?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:56, Reply)

"Greater and more challenging things"
may be today's winning euphemism.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 16:20, Reply)

I'd highly recommend colonic irrigation
My mother bought me a session for my birthday a few years back. That was a present I really did have shoved up my arse.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 16:35, Reply)