The worst drivers in America, and why:
(I should preface this by saying that these are generalizations, and that I'm saying why I consider them to be bad drivers, not why the group overall is bad.)

-Asian women. (By Asian, over here we mean Korean, Vietnamese, Japanese, Chinese and so on.) They drive as though no one else were on either side of them or behind them- they swerve, do sudden lane changes, pull out into traffic without looking, block traffic because it doesn't occur to them that someone else might need to be getting through there... it's as though the world only consists of the 120 degrees of view in front of them.

-Young black men. Turn signals are for white folk, yo. You ain't cool if you let others know where you tryin' to be. And you ALWAYS gotta be in front, even if you're about to turn onto a side street in a mile- dat fool is in your way, you gotta ROAR past him and show him who's cool. Oh, and brakes always work better in parking lots if you're going at least 30 mph as you screech into a parking space.

-Suburban housewives. They drive large vehicles so they can take Taylor and Tyler to soccer and dance and piano lessons and haul around at least thirty seven kids, and meanwhile they need to be talking to someone on their cell phone or doing their makeup, and since they're driving the bigger car if they get in a crash they'll be okay, so it doesn't matter if they cut you off, and how DARE you be in front of them, don't you know that they're late for their salon appointment and Rhett will give away their time slot if they're not there?

-Old fogies. This is a worldwide thing, I think, including the need to leave a turn signal on for at least twenty minutes. You don't need me to detail them.

And finally: white suburban teens in their pimped out Hondas, trying to show that they've seen "The Fast And The Furious" as they scream past you with their oversized exhausts. I shit thee not, one of these asswipes once got side by side with me when I was driving a 300ZX and raced me to the bridge- and as he was going over the bridge his exhaust started blowing blue smoke. He was so determines to show me how fast he was that he blew his engine.

Wankity fucksticks.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:06, Reply)