Special Friday afternoon request


You know that line in 'Goodmorning Vietnam', when Robin Williams says: "I've never seen a white man more in need of a blow-job."?

Well, I am that man.

Mrs G is a bit under the weather at the moment and less receptive than normal to my frequent amorous fumblings. Plus, I've just spent my lunch-hour in the pub reading the Best Of outdoor sex and wandering around town being stirred by the latest fashions - mini-dresses over tights, skin-tight leggings, low-cut summer tops...

Anyone care to oblige me - I'll make it worth your while.

Honest.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:14, 13 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Not me
You've just ruined my entire day by mentioning

a) Robin Williams and
b) Good Morning Vietnam

*goes on killing rampage in shopping centre*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:15, Reply)

Hmmm...
How much?
( Cawl, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:17, Reply)

You don't want Kaol sucking you off
he's all teeth and self-loathing.

I'll do it for nothing, and you can even come in my hair.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:21, Reply)

*Steps up to the plate for B3tankind*
*kneels*


Not really one of my better talents but I'll oblige.
( girlinthehole, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:22, Reply)

I think...
...it had better be 'payment on delivery' - perhaps on a sliding scale.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:23, Reply)

Hi there BGB
Nice hair you've got...
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:24, Reply)

If you like I'll send you one of my SPECIAL photos ; )
Free to you.
( girlinthehole, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Che
I respect you hugely as a writer and dare I say it, I admire you as a human being. Many times you've been a shining beacon of well written gentle humour on b3ta.

But I'm not doing that for you.

No sir.

I'm happy to contribute £5 to your exepenses if you should wish to hire a lady to do it for you though.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 1 May 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Don't talk with your mouth full
Pictures later, later.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:28, Reply)

I think I may have hit an all time internet low.
*shames*
( girlinthehole, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:30, Reply)

No, BGB - that was me
I've just had Mrs G on the phone asking me to pick up a double pack of mince from M&S on the way home.

I feel a teeny bit guilty.









I didn't say to stop.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:35, Reply)

Blowjobs on the internet?
Well I never...

Still, better than *hugs* though
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:38, Reply)

Sorry about that
Much better now.



It won't happen again, I promise.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:46, Reply)