used to be a tramp in Cambridge
Who would sidle up to people and go

"Got £150,000 for a new Ferrari please mate?"
Always got a quid out of me.

I am also entirely incaplae of drinking more than half of a takeaway cup of tea, slurp some of it then the rest usually gets passed to the nearest begger along with a rollup.

We had a pic-a-nic at the Cambridge Shakespeare fest in one of the Universities a couple of years ago (im not posh, its a lovely summer night out, couple of beers, bit of Kultcher and catching up with friends) and bought waaay to much stuff. These three beggars we met on the way to the pub afterwards were more than a little surprised to end up with two dozen sausage rolls, scotch eggs, crusty bread and a bunch of grapes, plus a couple of bottles of Stella to wash it all down with!
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:00, Reply)