Right, if you thought the last one was bad...
People of Middlesbrough have long held a grudge against their neighbours.

The local council decided that enough was enough, and under cover of darkness dropped a planeload of cooked chicken products, covered in a slightly sickly batter and bechamel sauce.

It was parmogeddon...


You'll have to look it up, OK? Suffice to say that this references a particular "delicacy" that people in Middlesbrough are famous for. Just trust me.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 May 2009, 1:41, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

BIG CUNTING FUCK OFF
*SPAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG!!!*

see those jelly beans rot
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 3 May 2009, 2:13, Reply)

tourettes
chin up. Hang in there. It can only get so low before it has to pick up again.

/sneakily puts in 100 jellybeans in jar to reassure tourettes.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 3 May 2009, 2:25, Reply)

thanks chuck
but an extra 100 would raise suspiscions ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 3 May 2009, 2:37, Reply)

fine
*eats ninety nine jellybeans*
*pokes out now multicoloured tongue*
*feels a little sick*
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 3 May 2009, 2:39, Reply)