That was just wrong
I read this on FML:
"Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my exgirlfriend's number. She texted back, "one of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML"

Now, I may not be much of a Star Wars fan (the trek rocks), but that really is a good pun. Timely too. I think the ex-gf should have been the dumpee rather than the dumper in this couple.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 5 May 2009, 4:23, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

that's mean
I would have laughed - not been a bitch.

I wish someone had texted me that. *sads*
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 5 May 2009, 6:13, Reply)

VC
May the fifth be with you...although in Alaska and Hawaii
Its still may the fourth!

And fwb? Absolutely.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 5 May 2009, 7:30, Reply)

VC
May the fifth be with you...(although its still may the fourth in Alaska and Hawaii).

And FWB? Absolutely. What an ass (and I don't mean that in a complimentary way, I'm afraid).
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 5 May 2009, 7:31, Reply)