/talk would fall to bits.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 5 May 2009, 13:57, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

/Board would only draw flags at half mast for a day.
There'd be general tears and even more misery than normal.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 5 May 2009, 13:58, Reply)

You mean you'd turn down
The chance to cause weeping and wailing?
( Cawl, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:03, Reply)

I think I'm only on around 2 or 3 regular people's block lists.
I am so incredibly popular on /talk that most the people who have held many, many the public tantrum at me can't help but keep me as part of their online world.
I'm very important.

For example. I'm quite sure we'll see 2 or 3 tearful drunks take something out on me by the weekend.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 5 May 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Those are all fair points.
Although, have you considered hiring an online back-up, for those times when you can't be around?
Obviously they'd have to pay you for it. Because of your online popularity. And they'd be basking in your reflected glory.
( Cawl, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:13, Reply)

Like a Vice-President.
Excellent idea.

If it all kicks off and I have to board Air Force One, the VP can take over bullying and generally being ace.
Whilst I do not yet have a plane. The car will have to do.

Honda Force One.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 5 May 2009, 14:18, Reply)

Jam Force One,
Surely?

Anyway, there's only one man for the job.
Piston's time is finally here.
( Cawl, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Excellent. Just as long as the VP's plane will be giving Hanse Cronje a free ride, too.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 5 May 2009, 14:29, Reply)