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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm all broken
my legs hurt
and I have bruises all over me.
I know I am unlikely to get any internet sympathy from you but I wanted to share.

P.S - This is all true.

(, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:36, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Did you "fall down the stairs"?
I'm worried about you again.
You can tell me if they're beating you.
There are people who can help.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:38, Reply)
You are more likely to get sympathy
if there's a good story to go with it....
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:40, Reply)
Think he got
"Attacked" by an animal too?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:41, Reply)
Oh hang on - How do I do the normal repling thing like all the other boards?

(, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:41, Reply)
However you want.
To be honest.
It all ends up the same way.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:42, Reply)
I take it
that you fell off of skates or something?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:45, Reply)
Pit bull?
?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:45, Reply)
I have sympathy for you.
for I too am covered in bruises - in particular a nice yellow one on my neck - and my legs are far too sore. Grr. It was worth it though!

This is all true too
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:45, Reply)
Ah,
The ball-painting.
Was it good?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:46, Reply)
Wait a minute...
There weren't two of you in the shower now were there Kaol?


Oooh, did you know a kangaroo has two willies? Well, one, but it splits into two...

You weren't both sharing a shower with a kangaroo by any chance?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:47, Reply)
Er...
That took me a few repeat reading to understand you...
No.
I did not have sex with a kangaroo and my own twin, in the shower.

If indeed that's what you were asking...
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:50, Reply)
Noooooo
not your twin... to explain the wormy bruises.

Ball painting is a far more dull answer and therefore less likely to elicit sympathy.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:52, Reply)
Oh,
Ok...
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:55, Reply)
Yeah...
yeah, I'd probably best go now...
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:56, Reply)
Back to
The Big House?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:57, Reply)

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