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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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my legs hurt
and I have bruises all over me.
I know I am unlikely to get any internet sympathy from you but I wanted to share.
P.S - This is all true.
( , Tue 5 May 2009, 16:36, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm worried about you again.
You can tell me if they're beating you.
There are people who can help.
( , Tue 5 May 2009, 16:38, Reply)

if there's a good story to go with it....
( , Tue 5 May 2009, 16:40, Reply)

( , Tue 5 May 2009, 16:41, Reply)

for I too am covered in bruises - in particular a nice yellow one on my neck - and my legs are far too sore. Grr. It was worth it though!
This is all true too
( , Tue 5 May 2009, 16:45, Reply)

There weren't two of you in the shower now were there Kaol?
Oooh, did you know a kangaroo has two willies? Well, one, but it splits into two...
You weren't both sharing a shower with a kangaroo by any chance?
( , Tue 5 May 2009, 16:47, Reply)

That took me a few repeat reading to understand you...
No.
I did not have sex with a kangaroo and my own twin, in the shower.
If indeed that's what you were asking...
( , Tue 5 May 2009, 16:50, Reply)

not your twin... to explain the wormy bruises.
Ball painting is a far more dull answer and therefore less likely to elicit sympathy.
( , Tue 5 May 2009, 16:52, Reply)
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