Write lies about what we're having for dinner.

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 7 May 2009, 15:57, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

We've had a few minutes now and this is genuinely the best you've come up with.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:02, Reply)

To be fair...
...it's the best I can be arsed to come up with.

If you want me to give my best effort you're going to have to do better than this JMG, I'm sure you'll agree it's not one of your most inspiring offerings.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 7 May 2009, 16:04, Reply)

I'm not here for the inspiring or I'd start charging you people.
I'm more here for the bettering of you people.
Like one of those people who come in to help with streamlining in the office.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:07, Reply)

I am one of those people who helps with streamlining the office
I could charge you for my services. However, I accept payment in entertainment value.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 7 May 2009, 16:09, Reply)

You owe me £25.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:14, Reply)

I'll offset it against your depleting entertainment account.
Come on JMG! You're usually much, much more ironic and amusing than this.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 7 May 2009, 16:17, Reply)

Well it's difficult to keep the tap-dancing feet dancing when you've got an audience of just two, and you respect neither.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Or the fat ugly substitute teacher
regurgitating the same shite from last year and expecting, nay, demanding the kids be impressed...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:10, Reply)

What the hell kind of school did you attend?
Are you born of low stock?
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:15, Reply)

Apparently,
a school where all the subs were like you: fat, lonely and attention seeking. You said it, not me...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:17, Reply)

Rule 1 of the internet.
If in doubt. Make it up.


I'm lonely. The internet has said that I am lonely.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:28, Reply)