Hot on the heels of yet another successful day for the accountants here at JMG Towers, I find myself back where I am at my third best. The internet.
Now, after our long overnight discussions over the closure of QOTW, we must find a use for you, the internet's forgotten men.
What would you say you, as a GROUP, QOTW could do for us in today's Britain?


Come along now. Let us brainstorm, not get huffy. Brainstorm.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:54, 22 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Kaol touches kids

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Well, it's a start.
Come applaud me.

www.b3ta.com/talk/6132152
I'm making strides, here.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:58, Reply)

What I like the best
is the way you wave royally to your adoring sycophantsfans and immediately question answering/talking to someone who's name you don't recognise.

Control well kept, my lord.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:22, Reply)

Calm down. This isn't Lord of the Rings or anything.
When haven't I spoke to someone?
This is surely high level nit-picking?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:26, Reply)

ym
?
( fudboy high ideals and crazy dreams, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:57, Reply)

Write lies about what we're having for dinner.

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 7 May 2009, 15:57, Reply)

We've had a few minutes now and this is genuinely the best you've come up with.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:02, Reply)

To be fair...
...it's the best I can be arsed to come up with.

If you want me to give my best effort you're going to have to do better than this JMG, I'm sure you'll agree it's not one of your most inspiring offerings.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 7 May 2009, 16:04, Reply)

I'm not here for the inspiring or I'd start charging you people.
I'm more here for the bettering of you people.
Like one of those people who come in to help with streamlining in the office.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:07, Reply)

I am one of those people who helps with streamlining the office
I could charge you for my services. However, I accept payment in entertainment value.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 7 May 2009, 16:09, Reply)

You owe me £25.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:14, Reply)

I'll offset it against your depleting entertainment account.
Come on JMG! You're usually much, much more ironic and amusing than this.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 7 May 2009, 16:17, Reply)

Well it's difficult to keep the tap-dancing feet dancing when you've got an audience of just two, and you respect neither.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Or the fat ugly substitute teacher
regurgitating the same shite from last year and expecting, nay, demanding the kids be impressed...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:10, Reply)

What the hell kind of school did you attend?
Are you born of low stock?
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:15, Reply)

Apparently,
a school where all the subs were like you: fat, lonely and attention seeking. You said it, not me...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:17, Reply)

Rule 1 of the internet.
If in doubt. Make it up.


I'm lonely. The internet has said that I am lonely.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:28, Reply)

I say put down the vaz and bend over.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Another vote for ym

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:59, Reply)

Lie
almost as often as the politicians.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:11, Reply)

Formed into teams and assigned a geographical area
We could hunt down and assault rogue JMG impersonators.

Sure, from time to time we might accidentally beat the shit out of the real JMG, but That's just up being thorough. Better safe than sorry!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:18, Reply)

"Jam Master <username>" week on b3ta (twice now) was a tremendous success.
Nowadays people do it in tearful internet rages.
Which again is often quite funny.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:30, Reply)