You're naaaaaasty

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:00, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

He is isn't he
it can't be nice going in dry even if you are a rapist. You should carry some lube around with you.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:01, Reply)

Too fiddly
imagine holding her down while you're trying to apply the vag. You'd need some help. That's why, when you rape, you should always rape in numbers.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:03, Reply)

When I said vag I meant lube

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:03, Reply)

For when the occaision strikes
as it were

Christ, I sound like I'm condoning rape.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:03, Reply)

Only on Bert
and frankly, if he lets himself get that drunk that he can't give proper consent, then he deserves it.

This does not apply to anyone else, before the lynch mob gets fired up.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:08, Reply)

I gave consent
it wasn't rape, I concede that
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:13, Reply)

You pussy.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:16, Reply)

I still contest the rest
it was premeditated, she only made it public because I'd slightly annoyed her to make me out to be an irreproachable human being.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:18, Reply)

You are highly reproachable
and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:20, Reply)

Pfft
I used the wrong word, what's the word I wastrying to think of?

Christ I'm tired, I've been at work since 8

Reprehensible?
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:22, Reply)

yes you are.
Highly so.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:25, Reply)