This
is the greatest thing I've ever read on the internet.

Lots of people want to come to Britain to work and in doing so make a huge contribution to the economy and wellbeing of the nation.

We can send the resident oxygen thieves to Kaol's treadmills to keep the lights on.

Genius....
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 8 May 2009, 15:11, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Alright
but I vote Morris to be the first sent down to the treadmill
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:12, Reply)

Of course.
It'll be like Maggie Thatcher laying the first brick on the American Library Of Independence.
Then I'll go back to ruling the surface-world.
( Cawl, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Oh
shut up, Morris
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Carbon-free by twenty-one-oh-three.

( Cawl, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:13, Reply)