This wold make good TV.
IDIOT 1: "We need to reactualise the footprint our brand is leaving by process of a dynamic, envelope-pushing, blue sky brain shower session. Are we all reading from the same page?"

-Fade to Black-

VOICEOVER: "Strangely, yet another contestant has gone missing during the 'make dog food' task..."

Camera cuts to Kaol, smoking and trying to look nonchalant. He notices the camera is pointing at him. He stubs out his cigarette, and narrows his eyes...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Hmmm...
This actually sounds like fun...

When I was at uni, a bunch of my mates were convinced that I should apply to be a contestant on Big Brother.
*twitches*
( Cawl, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:55, Reply)

I have mates tell me that too
but I fear they overestimate my reserve.

I could take a human life you know.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:15, Reply)

Haha!
I know what'd happen.
No work = me going nocturnal.
So I'd not see the others much.
Just spend all the time smoking.

'til one day I get pissed off, creep around the rooms at night, take every item of stupid clothing they own and burn it in the garden.
( Cawl, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:29, Reply)