Right.
Who's going to apply for the Apprentice net year? Surely a B3tan could win it.

Not me. I don't know enough management speak.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:31, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Legless
He's got the business sense, the brains and could easily knock out the opponents each week with a story.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:39, Reply)

*shrugs*
I don't think I could do it.
I'd just get angry and shout at people.
( Cawl, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:42, Reply)

This wold make good TV.
IDIOT 1: "We need to reactualise the footprint our brand is leaving by process of a dynamic, envelope-pushing, blue sky brain shower session. Are we all reading from the same page?"

-Fade to Black-

VOICEOVER: "Strangely, yet another contestant has gone missing during the 'make dog food' task..."

Camera cuts to Kaol, smoking and trying to look nonchalant. He notices the camera is pointing at him. He stubs out his cigarette, and narrows his eyes...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:53, Reply)

Hmmm...
This actually sounds like fun...

When I was at uni, a bunch of my mates were convinced that I should apply to be a contestant on Big Brother.
*twitches*
( Cawl, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:55, Reply)

I have mates tell me that too
but I fear they overestimate my reserve.

I could take a human life you know.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:15, Reply)

Haha!
I know what'd happen.
No work = me going nocturnal.
So I'd not see the others much.
Just spend all the time smoking.

'til one day I get pissed off, creep around the rooms at night, take every item of stupid clothing they own and burn it in the garden.
( Cawl, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:29, Reply)

I wouldn't be able to do it
It would involve getting along with others. Pfft.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:06, Reply)

Just max. the envelope
etc.
(TheColonel, Thu 14 May 2009, 0:12, Reply)

two reasons:
1. I'm not sure that I could survive for long enough in a room full of such swollen egos without thumping someone - and that *doesn't* exclude Suralan!

2. I wouldn't take the pay cut.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:02, Reply)

Last night's was hilarious!
Luis (my gay flatmate) was very scathing of the idea of spending his pink pound *sniggers* in Margate.
( thealternativefact, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:28, Reply)

You're gonna have to explain that to me,
I don't watch this programme.
( Cawl, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:29, Reply)