There was the night
I spent in Portugal when I managed to get a four year old through a small window and then hide her for her parents to find later.

I never did go back to check how that one turned out mind.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:39, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Good to see you back on form
The last thread of yours I read had you whimpering for acceptance to JMG...wtf?
(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Thu 14 May 2009, 10:51, Reply)

It was embarassing...

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:04, Reply)

I resent the idea that I was whimpering
I keep asking to be on his list of approved b3tans because I feel I deserve it. But whenever I try and engage him in the "banter" of which he is so proud, he gets upset and rude. For a self-parodying comedy account, he isn't terribly good at keeping his distance from and refusing to be drawn into debates.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:05, Reply)

MAN THE FUCK UP!
Besides, he should be asking to be on YOUR list of approved Btans.

Speaking of which (cough), any room for me on it?
(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Thu 14 May 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Get to fuck!
I wouldn't do anything as demeaning as "approve" you. If you want validation, go and make some friends you massive loser.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Normal service has been restored.

(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Thu 14 May 2009, 11:46, Reply)