Grooming Products?
You mean soap, right?

I use a moisturiser on the my hands otherwise they get horribly cracked and start oozing blood eventually. Which is great for scaring kids but a bit of an embuggerance for me. I only use the stuff that's formulated for well 'ard Norwegian trawlermen though. None of this poncey Nivea shit.
(I Was a Teenage Spaceship, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:47, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Damn
I've just realised I use Dove soap.

IT HAS BEGUN!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:50, Reply)

I want to see a Dove advert
With blokes showing their beer guts, hairy shoulders, pigeon chests, etc.
(I Was a Teenage Spaceship, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:58, Reply)

Stop it
You're making me hot.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:04, Reply)

Do you want to
sit on my knobbly knee?
(I Was a Teenage Spaceship, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:05, Reply)

*pre-cums*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:07, Reply)

Mine doesn't do that :(

( Cawl, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:10, Reply)

You can have some of mine

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:11, Reply)

Er...
I'll pass. Thanks all the same though.
( Cawl, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:19, Reply)

The Norwegian stuff is great
I think they do face cream too - works a treat in winter to stop getting chapped cheeks.

Works on your face too.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:52, Reply)

Boom boom
Really, though, does it offer you eternal youth delayed aging or just smooth skin?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:55, Reply)

Mostly it's just smooth skin
Gret for stroking though while you're thinking.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:06, Reply)

So am I right in thinking
that it's more about self-image and self-esteem than making your skin look better to other people?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:09, Reply)

To make your skin look perfect
you need Photoshop.

Or embalming fluid.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Luckily, I have both!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:13, Reply)

Can you lend me some?

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:13, Reply)

Embalming fluid!
Great for cocktails. Particularly if it's used - after filtering the lumps out you get a great meaty taste.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:24, Reply)

I feel hungry now
Can someone mix some pre-cum into it?




have I gone too far?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:32, Reply)

On the ragged edge
Woo!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Yay!
Now I'll crack a few Maddie jokes and I'll be made!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Pre-cum?
I don;t think I can do that...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:35, Reply)