I'd invade Sweden
Then make a tactical retreat once we had retrived my objective - my girlfriend, and the heads of all the people in her class and large quantities of vodka!

After getting drunk and convincing my army they are vikings, I'd then cross the channel to france, converting their vinyards to mead making places as my wild horde swept the country. Joining up with the Germans (our natural allies), we would then swing north in to Holland, Denmark and then take the rest of the nordic countries, finally bringing Europe under an Anglo-Germanic grip of cheap quality booze, heavy metal and no french.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:52, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Oh snap
Good choice on Nationality!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Random thought...
That photo in your profile - BOA 07 or 08?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:02, Reply)

BOA08
You going this year?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Of course!
I've got my nice shiny purple tickets sitting in a very safe place. Minibash, methinks?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:55, Reply)

I've yet to fully commit myself
starting a new job soon and I have a lot of holiday booked to explain to them! We will see though :-)

Whereabouts are you from?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Although I live in Oxford
For BOA I will be travelling from my girlfriends, with an overnight stop at home to grab all my stuff.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:24, Reply)