Snog, marry or avoid.
One girl from Liverpool said that after she gets dressed up, she feels like a hundred dollars. hahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhaha ad infinitum.

And why are they always surprised that they only get shitty blokes when they dress like sluts?
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:03, 26 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That cracked me up
I love that show. And daughter loves it too. Natural beauty ftw!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:04, Reply)

I love that show
although I haven't seen it for a while. Why are they always orange?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:15, Reply)

Too much Sunny D.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:17, Reply)

The best one for me...
Was when they achieved the impossible, and made Jodie Marsh look good. And then she reverted to her old ways - i.e. a trashy woman of loose morals with a voice like a bag of gravel being drowned in oil.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:31, Reply)

You serious?
They made her look like a proper human?
( Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:32, Reply)

Well...
Apart from the nose. And the 60-a-day-for-100-years voice.

EDIT: Excuse the link to The Sun, but it's the best I could find:

Here
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:34, Reply)

Ah, The Snout!

( Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:35, Reply)

Yeah, she looked alright when they sorted her out
I think she said it lasted 1/2 an hour before she reverted back to being her again.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:51, Reply)

Is this one of those shows
That'll give me flashbacks to the last time I went out in Chelmsford?
( Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:18, Reply)

Dukes?
Or the ever trendy D-Place?

Christ, Chelmers is horrid. Or rather, especially horrid when the sun goes down!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:34, Reply)

I'm going there on Wednesday night :(

( Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:35, Reply)

Lucky you.
And what hostelry will you be getting stabbed some drinks in?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:38, Reply)

Was gonna be the Bay Horse,
But heard that closed down, so hell knows!
( Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:45, Reply)

Yup, closed long since.
I haven't been out there for ages though, so I can't help!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:49, Reply)

I don't think anyone can help,
I'm going to Chelmsford :\

And if I'm really lucky, my awful ex and her friends'll be out there.
( Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:51, Reply)

Still better than going to Loughton
I swear they don't need lamp posts, the local beauties are practically luminescent in their day glo make up
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:58, Reply)

Agreed.
Loughton is still better than Harlow.
( Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:01, Reply)

I have to go there this weekend
Do.not.want
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:14, Reply)

Laaaaaaton?
Or Aaaaaaaarlow?
( Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:17, Reply)

Laaaaaaaton
Thank god not Aaaaaarlow
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:26, Reply)

Count your lucky stars :p

( Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:29, Reply)

And here is me thinking Wakefield is pants.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 18 May 2009, 23:31, Reply)

"Famous present and former inhabitants" (of Harlow)
Victoria Beckham
Jade Goody
Michael Barrymore
Glenn Hoddle
Jessie Wallace
( Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:40, Reply)

ashes to ashes
On bbc1 now its astonishingly bad to see 80s clothes and hear the music.

Fcuk me, I'm getting old :(
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:21, Reply)

I wouldn't give her 11p
Never mind the price of a pint.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:59, Reply)

Oh aye, I feel like at least 2 pownd fifteh!
This look'll be reet nice on a nite owt in Westgat! /Wakefield
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:33, Reply)