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Oooh, picture.
That's not a bad cat!
Good size.
Hmmm... What about petrol? Or vodka?
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Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:32,
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And fire.
Cats don't like fire.
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Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:32,
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Or dogs.
Get a dog to sit on your bag to stop the cat sitting on it.
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girlinthehole, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:33,
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But then I still lose the usage of the bag
and he'd probably eat the dog. This cat does not play well with others. Humans yes, but not other beasties.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:34,
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He does
he's fascinated by matches. Freak cat.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:33,
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I like this cat!
Awesome!
And matches.
I like matches too.
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Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:36,
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He's all of the win
except when he demands attention and pokes his whiskas up my nose.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:40,
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He puts
Cat-food in your nostrils?
Nice...
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Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:42,
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Yeah, he's just that nice
nah, just long strandy hairs that make you jump.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:54,
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I know...
T'was a piss-take on your spulling errir.
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Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:55,
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Pfft, whiskas, whiskers, it's all the same when they're purring like a tractor having savaged your hands
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:05,
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