Stupidity?
I went for a coffee at lunchtime.
The person in front of me in the queue was arguing that they wanted "A cappuccino without milk... No, are you stupid? NOT AN ESPRESSO. A CAPP-UC-CINO WITHOUT THE FOAMED MILK".
( Cawl, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:26, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I hope you stabbed his kidneys



with your penis
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Much easier to do to a girl
despite location of kidneys
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:30, Reply)

It was a "her".
I did not.
I got my coffee and went to sit down.
( Cawl, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:30, Reply)

Dude
you're slacking off in your old age. Whatever happened to StabbyKaol, going in knives blazing? I miss him :(
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:32, Reply)

He's been retired.
I can't get a police record, it'll mess up my plans.
( Cawl, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:33, Reply)

Do you plan to have sex with an Emperor Penguin?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:36, Reply)

I never plan to do these kinda things.
They just seem to happen.
( Cawl, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:38, Reply)

what a fucking dumbass
I don't, and will never, drink coffee and even I know how stupid that is.

also, it's not an "Americano" it's just a fucking coffee.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:31, Reply)

Try explaining
that to the gimp behind the counter.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:36, Reply)

I don't drink coffee either
But I'd love to go into one of those poncy coffee shops which sells all manner of Frappolattecinos or whatever, and ask for "a coffee please", then look blank when the serving wench/chap* reels off the list of preposterous variants, and shrug.

It wouldn't accomplish anything but I'd just like to do it.

*they have a silly title too - barista or something, I believe.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:53, Reply)

A rant
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRjebToJYGk
( djtrialprice, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:01, Reply)