I was cycling to the office this morning...
...and my route took me right past Downing Street (I work in St Martin's Lane).

At the entrance to Downing Street, I was carved up by an official Jaguar and was justifiably able to scream "Tosser!" at the vehicle.

It's the little things that bring so much joy.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 20 May 2009, 9:53, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You were such a polite, friendly person in real life
I find it amusing that most of your stories are rants and random outbursts of anger.
( djtrialprice, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:15, Reply)

^This
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( girlinthehole, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Good on ya!
I had someone open their car door on me this morning. Thankfully I was able to swerve out the way, but I was too stunned and shaking to offer the suitable remonstrations.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:28, Reply)

I would have stopped to discuss my opinion on the finer points...
...of fiscal policy, transport, law and order and social regeneration projects.

However, I feel that "Tosser!" was succinct enough to encompass all there is to say in one convenient phrase.

Power to the people!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 20 May 2009, 10:31, Reply)

A work colleague
Enjoins me to conversation each morning about our wondrous representatives. Just to hear my vehement "TWATS!" in reply. Twat.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 20 May 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Same here...
...the chap I sit next to at work's uncle is a Labour MP.

He hates them too.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 20 May 2009, 10:37, Reply)