Who else finds it odd that Hazel Blears,
despite her conduct being described as "unacceptable" by the prime minister, is still a member of the Cabinet, and has still refused to take the one ring to Mount Doom in order to destroy it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:16, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8057559.stm

Also, have you been fucked by a hobbit or something? You seem to be on a LOTR spree today.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:19, Reply)

*raises hand*
I also find it incredible noone's given in to the urge to give her face a good punching.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:21, Reply)

she's too short
You'd flail away with your fists passing safely over the top of her head.

No, the best way to do it is to toe-punt Blears.

This should be the new official Olympic sport for 2012, with competitors lined up to see who can toe-punt Blears the futhest.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 20 May 2009, 10:45, Reply)

?
Peter Noone from Herman's Hermits?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:08, Reply)

I find you unacceptable Al

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:21, Reply)

I find you
lurking outside my house most evening, but I choose to ignore this fact and try and stay friends.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Shit, I knew there was reflection coming off those night vision goggles
but I thought that seeing as you were fellating your bulldog at the time, you hadn't noticed
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:35, Reply)

She can't destry the one ring
She needs it to avoid ever actually having to talk to any salford residents.
( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:53, Reply)