Hello inwhales.
Popular internet celebrity JMG is on.
How's QOTW?


There's been a lot of tactical bullying of QOTW in recent weeks, and I'm checking to see that you're all keeping well.
No fatties.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:02, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Fine,
thank you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Great thanks
I lost weight at the weekend, I'm on a diet of NOLIES.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:05, Reply)

If you aren't going to lie I suggest leaving QOTW.
Etc.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:11, Reply)

*Dejection*
I am now eating a family pack of dougnuts.

CURSE YOU, QOTW.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:22, Reply)

That's the spirit!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Is it possible to
go for a pint and a pie with you sometime?

I would really like to do this.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:58, Reply)

There'd be bitterness on /talk
..and full tears in b3ta's fruit community.

:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 15:19, Reply)

JMG,
Are you any good at holding ladders?
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Probably.
I'm technically gifted.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:25, Reply)

But can I
Trust you?
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:25, Reply)

The internet has me earmarked as some kind of rebellious soul.
Who knows?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Ok...
In that case, if the situation ever arises, you'll be the one up the ladder. I'll be holding it.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:29, Reply)

I can only assume the consequences will be ROFL.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:33, Reply)

I'd certainly hope not.
This is Serious Business.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Incredibly serious.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:35, Reply)

I must say.
You're a lot better looking than I imagined.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Oh aye.
Much better than the usual Mr B-G-B I'm sure.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:38, Reply)

There is no Mr BGB : (
.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:39, Reply)

OHH INTERNET!
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Also, JMG,
Do you believe that being shit (faeced)on by a bird (avian) is indeed good luck, or is that a lame attempt by people to diffuse the amusement of the situation.

Indeed, have you, JMG, ever been crapped on by a feathered creature?
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:37, Reply)

I have, you know..
..and no, I do not.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:38, Reply)

I've only been shit on by a chicken.
And it wasn't lucky.
Thank you for answering my questions.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:40, Reply)