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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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what if there were polar bears there? Polar bears covered in saaaaaaaand :p
( , Wed 20 May 2009, 15:58, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm not a fan of hot weather, so I'd become nocturnal. Polar bears can't see well at night.
( , Wed 20 May 2009, 16:00, Reply)

from the shell of your last turtle meal, and use that to carry sand up the tree to pour on top of you.
( , Wed 20 May 2009, 16:26, Reply)

A leaf bra could then be fashioned for the sand boobs.
( , Wed 20 May 2009, 16:29, Reply)

A bra fashioned from two halves of coconut would give you the support you would sorely need. If TGB and Applebite were to successfully build sandboobs atop your chest whilst you slept in a tree, of course.
( , Wed 20 May 2009, 16:37, Reply)

Wildebeest are fucking awesome.
But it isn't really relevant to the matter in hand.
( , Wed 20 May 2009, 17:03, Reply)
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