Not entirely sure
why.

I don't have any Shippams Paste.

However, I do have cotton wool (ok filter tips), sellotape and gin (to disinfect). I could make some sort of weird bandage thing?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:07, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Ok, serious medical-type questions:
(I know about this kinda stuff)

Does it hurt or feel particularly warm?
Can you hear out of it?
How "red" is the blood? Like, nosebleed red? Or more dilute?
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:09, Reply)

Blood
Stings a little, but not particularly warm.

Yeah I can hear

Its more reddish than anything.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:22, Reply)

Hmmm...
How long's it been bleeding for?
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:27, Reply)

Few mins
got it to stop though. Washed it out and dabbed it with toilet paper. Got an interesting blood dribble about 1/2 inch below my ear now... From the feel of it I've cut something inside and the headphones I was wearing exacerbated the whole situation.

Having said that my sister did have a bleeding ear once, but that turned out to be salmonella in her ear.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:29, Reply)

My medical opinion is
That it's fine.

If it carries on for ages, hurts loads or feels really warm, go to the doctor.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:30, Reply)

I have faith
in Superkaol.

Just don't prescribe me mice as a cure...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:32, Reply)

Mice?
Nah, mice are only the cure for FUCKERS WHO STEAL FROM ME.
And you're not one of them :p
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:38, Reply)

How do
you know that?

I may be stealing your soul right now and putting it in a Shippams Paste jar.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:40, Reply)

...

( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:44, Reply)