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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You
ain't that much smaller than me... we should form a B3ta tall people club and exclude oompa lumpa's.

If we do kidnap him can we use him as a butler? I've always wanted a butler. He'd have to wear a bowtie and carry a silver tray.
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Really?
Shit, I think my memory is lying to me :(
I blame the alcohol.
So you're not about a foot taller than me, with eyes like a thunderstorm?
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:58, Reply)
Oh,
And yes, I fully agree with making him our bitch.
And starting an elite society.
Minimum height 6'2?
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:58, Reply)
6'2"
absolute minimum.

I seem to remember I'm an inch or two taller than you. The thunderstorm eyes were probably due to the combined rum and cider pint.

That was a fun bash... I shall have to make an effort to go to another one soon.

Where would we get the rubber butlers uniform from? Also, would it be appropriate to have reins and a bit so we could ride him?
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:09, Reply)
Oh, ok,
I reckon I'm 6'3, so that's good.

I've not been to a bash in ages either, feel like I'm missing out :(

Hang on, rubber? We didn't agree to rubber. I think it should be wool.
Itchy, horrible wool.
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:14, Reply)
How
about a mixture of rubber, wool, and camel hair? Obviously the gag would have to be rubber and stainless steal.

It'd all need to be dry wipe too.

6'3? Hmm... I have almost 3 inches on you in that case.
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:42, Reply)

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