Londoners fight by using chique and vougue items like pokemon cards.
[Person 1] You wanna take this outside, mate?
[Person 2] C'mon 'en, 'ave it, faakin' mug, outside, righ' now.
*outside*
[Person 1] *Roles up sleve to reveal a custom signed Cartie watch*
[Person 2] *Takes out his gold plated 32GB iPhone* *
[Person 1] Yeah', you fakin' like that? Yeah'? Well, what about this? *Shows Louis Vaton wallet with signatured italian silk*
[Person 2] Listen, mate, sorry, my mistake, let me get you a drink.
[Person 1] Yeah', bitch, make that a Goldslagar and Guvia Daccery, and don't forget this.
[Person 2] All right mate, all right.
*back in the pub, Person 1 goes back to his date*
[Person 1] Sorry Luv', I just couldn't let that one go.

* I'm not sure if they've anounced that yet, but for the sake of this, let's say they don't exist.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:59, Reply)