Allegedly Answers in Exams (H/T - QuantumRisk.com)
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!)
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts — the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.!

Q: Give the meaning of the term “Caesarian Section.”
A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome .

Q: What does the word “benign” mean?’
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 21 May 2009, 6:44, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Heheh
Those have been around since the internet was invented :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:19, Reply)

Yeah, but they still make me laugh
Though I seem to remember the anatomical one actually referred to a "brainium, borax and abominable cavity"...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:03, Reply)

Me too!
Reminds me of a Scrubs line. JD's inspecting the Janitor's cock for a suspected malignant melanoma:

JD: Hmmm. It looks benign.
Janitor: Be-nine, be-nine-and-a-half.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:16, Reply)