Hello Questions for the Weak. Internet hero JMG here.
What's a-crackin' down at the land of lies?
Please douse me with your tales of the unexpected.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:15, 23 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Sorry,
We've had our visit for the day already.
Wormulus was here earlier.
( Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Wormulus is one of us now isn't he?
.

Edit - Or is he a /talk mole?
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Wormulus is currently edging the WORMULUS vs SEXFACE battle.
I really should get in to fight promotion.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:19, Reply)

That won't stop anybody.
This IS JMG, afterall.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:19, Reply)

I guess so.
Well, what's crackin' in the world of JMG today then?
( Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:21, Reply)

As ever. A day of hero worship on and off line.
The early hours of this morning were mainly consistent of myself holding /board to a sudden halt whilst I gave them all some excellent advice.
No casualties.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Ah right!
So... Although I'm aware that you're strongly opposed to internet fattiness, what do you, JMG, prefer? Curry or Chinese?
( Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:25, Reply)

I don't know.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:26, Reply)

I REALLY STRUGGLE TO FIT IN WITH CHUBBY CULTURE!
:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:27, Reply)

This is a poor effort.
To get their respect, you need to understand how they work.
The correct answer, by the way, is "pizza with pot-noodles on".
( Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:28, Reply)

Disgusting.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:30, Reply)

But true.
See, I'm providing a service here. A service of powerful education.
( Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:31, Reply)