Stupid sodding advert!
Usually I'm pretty easy going. Not a lot winds me up - The way I see it 95% of things that wind us up don't really matter, a fact that I learned a long time ago and thusly let most of lifes little annoyances wash over me allowing me to think about more important things. Like tits. Or Beer. Or tits that dispense beer.

Now as we all know adverts are there to bring us all together in a mutual hatred of bad acting, shit jingles and crap products, but, using my zen like ninja skills I manage to safely watch commercial television without feeling the need to sacrifice my television to the gods of the BBC.

Kid that wants to do a poo at Paul's?
Fuck off kid you can shit yourself for all I care

Stupid fucking BT advert couple?
Fuck the pair of you. Your both lightweights in the shit advert stakes

Sofa advert with the nickleback song?
Yeah Yeah, your all cunts with a shit soundtrack, but meh. Not bothering me...

But.
There has been 30 seconds of hell been aired recently. It cuts right through my defences and I find it so breathtakingly shit that I may have to pluck out my eyeballs and poke out my eardrums with pointy things.

Its for some kind of garden fence paint, and features a bunch of ugly people dancing around a garden, all full of over saturated colour while singing a song about painting crap in the garden.
Singing to the tune of 'The Self Preservation Society' from The Italian Job.

I swear, if that bunch of cunts ruin that film for me I will be forced to track down those responsible and make them suffer for their sins against... well, me.

Cunts
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:40, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

yeah, some adverts are annoying

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:19, Reply)

That Nickelback one is a joke
How little self respect must you have?

I'm sure there's a Charlie Brooker rant about it somewhere.
(TheColonel, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:47, Reply)

We are the wood preservation society
I hope they all get cancer from the chemicals in the shit they stick on their fences.

The whole ad is shite.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 May 2009, 7:09, Reply)