Long weekend?
Lucky fuckers. No such thing here (though our holidays occur on the date, rather than a set day of the week, meaning occasional mid-week breaks - but also weekend holidays with no bloody supermarkets open).

Anyways - tomorrow, I will be possibly shopping for some new work-type shoes (trainer-type anyway).

Then Sunday, I will be raping the manual search on my new digital box to find a channel delivering both the last day of the Scottish Premier (go Celtic/Dundee United), and then the same for the EPL (go Newcastle) - depending on how things go, Monday will either see my students being introduced to the delights of Irn-Bru, or a stinking depressed hungover teacher.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:43, Reply)