When I really really want to tell someone to fuck off, I do a pesudo-ben-kingsly-in-sexy-beast quote. It shocks almost every time, esspeicaly coming from me.
*Completely calm voice*
What? Cunt. What's that? Cunt. What did you say? What the fuck did you say? Are you trying to mug me off? Who do you think you are? Fucking cunt, fucking this, fucking that. Who do you think you are? Who do you think you're speaking to? No, wait, let me finish, who do you think you are? Cock of the walk, king of the castle? I'm the only the dirty rascle. No, shut up, I'm speaking. You'll get your turn. You'll get your turn all right. I'll let you have your turn, if you don't mind me stubbing out my ciggerete on your eyeball. Would you like that? It's no problem. Just say the word, one word, it's all yours, my ciggerette in your eyeball, then you'll get the turn, cunt. I'm finished speaking now, you may now talk. Talk all you wish. No, wait, I need to prepair myself, hold your horses....*light up fag*.... *wave a 'continue' sign *
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:09, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Wow, you're so cool and manly, I wish I was cool and manly like you.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:44, Reply)