When
you're buying my remaining furniture off me and telling me its for my own good?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:25, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

And
buying your teeth to make keys for a doll's house piano.

Half a mo, I appear to have actually weirded myself out, there.....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:27, Reply)

You want to steal my teeth?
Like some sort of trenchcoated tooth fairy???
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:28, Reply)

That's harsh...
...calling him a fairy.

He's about to yank your teeth out - use some caution.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Fair point
It has got me wondering though - how many dolls house piano keys could be made with one set of human teeth? It'd depend on the size of the doll house piano, but say it was 3 inches long. 5?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:36, Reply)

I'll bet those 118 118 cunts
couldn't tell you that, could they?

EH?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Why
do I have the feeling that at some point in the near future I'm going to be confronted by Mr. Monty Boyce with a brick wrapped in felt and a handful of loose change, come to extract his purchase?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:44, Reply)

'Cos it's true
I fucking well am.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Bastard.
Now you have ear-wormed me and I am singing 'Monty Boooooyce...Monty Boyce.' to the 118 118 A-Team tune.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Smart
I've always wanted a theme tune.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:19, Reply)