Parent of the Year
Popped into the local Tesco Express yesterday, 'twas about 8pm.

In the bread isle, when all of a sudden, this 'woman' barges past me with a pushchair and toddler in tow. I reckon the kids were probably aged 4 and 2 - anyhew -

Minding my own business, I nearly dropped my basket of healthy foodstuff (alright, two bottles of Italian white and enough kettle chips to sink a battleship) when I heard this woman shout at her child:

"Eeeerrr, Chelsey, what falvour POT NOODLE do you want for ya dinner?"

Only to be followed by

"What one do ya think Chesney wants?"

Nice! Only to be followed by her calling her offspring 'faaakkkin' c**ts' because one of them dared to make a noise while Mummy was buying her 20 B&H at the counter.

WTF - Obviously going for Parent of the year award.
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Mon 25 May 2009, 9:23, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Ahh
You appear to have uncovered an example of the lesser greased chavvus malicous. This is a particularly rare example as the offspring are actually being fed, not left to fend for themselves. As far as chavs goes, she's a pretty decent parent.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 25 May 2009, 9:28, Reply)